Saturday, July 14, 2007

What's in a definition of a friend?

I am not a clown - I dun want be there just because you want 2 laugh.
I am not your mum - I am not required to attend to your every needs and let you use everything that I own w/o getting a simple 'thx' in return.
I am not your dog - I would not change my emotions juz bcoz u dun like it.
I am not your boyfriend - I am not required 2 do everything for you just bcoz you wan somebody 2 rely on.
I am not thick-skinned - if you dun like me, just tell me so & I'll go away. But dun expect me 2 come back after that.
I am a human - I got emotions too.

Saturday, July 7, 2007

Management Exam

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional manager. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult. But don’t scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend… except one. Which animal does not attend?

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?


Qn1
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

Qn2
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

Qn3
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

Qn4
Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been paying attention? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.