Sunday, November 30, 2008

Wanted: Runaway Lobster

Lobster on the loose!

The ever so active lobster that have killed many victims (it pinches fishes to death) has just escaped from its cell (the fish tank)!

Public is advised to keep a lookout and report to
me when the lobster is spotted. Do not approach!

If the lobster is captured, it is advised to put it in a steamer and cook until bright red.

Hmpphh....who call u anyhow run away. Steam u and eat~

Thursday, November 27, 2008

最经典的话(转载)

1、这个世界上我只相信两个人,一个是我,另一个不是你。
2、现实中用真名说假话,网络中用假名说真话。  
3、只有在大排长龙时,才能真正意识到自己是“龙的传人”。   
4、开车无难事,只怕有新人!人生最大的悲哀莫过于看帖高兴了也不回帖!!
5、孩子把玩具当朋友,成人把朋友当玩具。
6、叶子的离开,是因为风的追求还是树的不挽留?   
7、鸟大了什么林子都有!    
8、你以为我会眼睁睁地看着你去送死吗?我会闭上眼睛的!  
9、佛曰:“前世的500次回眸才换来今生的一次擦肩而过”。
我宁愿用来世的一次擦肩而过来换得今生的500次回眸。   
10、有钱人终成眷属。  
11、黑夜给了我一双黑色的眼睛,可我却用它来翻白眼。    
12、网络就像是监狱,本来是偷了个钱包进来的,等出去的时候就什么都学会了。 
13、数钱数到手抽筋,睡觉睡到自然醒!
14、我很丑可是我很持久!    
15、我是个演员,一看见漂亮MM眼就圆……    
16、上帝把所有人都骗了,因为地狱才是最美的!
佛知道真相,所以佛说:“我不入地狱,谁入地狱?”    
17、骑白马的不一定是王子,可能是唐僧;有翅膀的不一定是天使,也可能是鸟人! 
18、子在川上曰:“有船多好!”
19、天使之所以会飞,是因为她们把自己看得很轻……    
20、我想早恋,但是已经晚了……    
21、别人的失败就是我的快乐!    
22、天哪!我的衣服又瘦了。    
23、生下来的人没有怕死的,怕死的都TM没生下来,所以谁都别TM的装横! 
24、现实的社会,毁了我一个做好人的机会!    
25、以后不要在我面前说英文,OK?    
26、名花虽有主,我来松松土!    
27、有钱男子汉,没钱汉子难!    
28、在网上碰上一群流氓并不可怕,可怕的是碰上了一堆流氓软件。
29、我以为我颓废,原来我报废了!    
30、问世间情为何物?圣人答曰:“废物!”    
31、水能载舟,亦能煮粥!    
32、思想有多远,你就给我滚多远!    
33、流氓不害怕,就怕流氓有文化……    
34、想污染一个地方有两种方法:用垃圾,或者用钞票!    
35、你不能让所有人满意,因为不是所有的人都是人!    
36、怀才就像怀孕,时间久了才能让人看出来。   
37、喜欢是淡淡的爱;爱是深深的喜欢!  
38、不错!人都是逼出来的。    
39、我爱你!关你什么事?    
40、你的就是我的,我的还是我的!    
41、试金可以用火,试女人可以用金,试男人可以用女人。
42、亲人之间,谈到钱就伤感情;情人之间,谈到感情就伤钱。
43、我们产生一点小分歧:她希望我把粪土变黄金,我希望她视黄金如粪土!
44、当年是不上大学一辈子受穷,而现在是上了大学马上就受穷。
45、顾客不是上帝,顾客只是上当。

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Yesterday my bro bought a new phone (I know, i know. U are thinking 'again?' everytime of the year there's bound to be someone in my family changing handphones. I am becoming quite the handphone expert already).

He bought a W910i @ $100, singtel recontract after 1 yr. Pretty decent walkman phone I must say.

One step closer to transforming the entire family 2 SE freaks! Yeah!

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

There's an article on Yahoo that says sleeping more boost memory.

No wonder....I feel so intelligent lately.

All I do is sleep all day since I am pronounced jobless.

Another reason for me to sleep all day w/o any hassle from my parents.

Wahahhahahah~~~~ Like the LG slogan, life's good!

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Nevermind city square. New hot location in SaggyWorld is Haw Par Villa.

Hadn't been there since...i can't remember. It's been a loooooonnnng time. For some time I wonder if it hadn't been torn down already.

Wanna go visit the 18th lvls of Hell. Oh....just checked out some website. They only got 10 courts of Hell. Must have run out of $$ 2 build the other 8. Wonder if there's any admission charge. Some blogger say you must 'pay 2 go 2 Hell' so I assume there's some fees or another...

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Suki no ganji? Shinjirarenai

Mitegunai

Sorekara shinjirarenai
I wanna go City Square. City Square. City Square!

Gotta stop this sudden shopping urge.

No good for my health and pocket.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Hart Problems

My heart is beating very fast right now. It has always been like that lately. Like I am nervous for no good reason.

Maybe I am gg 2 have a heart attack? Haha...I've told my mum and she told me that because I am too stressed...by not working. She can always relate whatever same things to me not working. She hates seeing plp relax la. Jealous la. Next thing, she will relate me having small eyes to not working - sleep too much already.

Maybe it's just ever lingering feel of me seeing gay photos yesterday....

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Gay Talk

My heart is pumping very fast around. Breathless.

One of my friends used to ask me since I've only been reading or watching comics about gays, will I like gays in real life? cause they are like.... totally different. So far I'm all talk and no action. But I found the answer today.

Just saw some photos of a so called famous Beijing gay couple (Iam not so sure about the famous part) by accident (I swear!) and its....................beautiful~~~

Haha....you guys should have expected it (esp 1t) since I should be quite famous for liking gays by now. Every guy in this world is being 'fantasized' by me. Including my twin brothers (they are really so damn gay. lah!).

The younger gay looks girlish though. Very cute. Very young also. No wonder the guy falls in love with him.

Not just gay lah. I like love between homosexuals in general. Maybe because it's harder to come by? People generally view relationship between 2 of the same sex as wierd and unnatural (which in a way is true) so it takes quite a lot of courage for couples like that to step out and reveal their relationships to the public. I am sure they also have some sort of internal conflict with themselves before they finally admit that they are different and only likes the same sex.

Of course there are some which only do that because of sex or some other reasons. Let's not talk about them. Yet.

I'm not sure I'm that open to lesbians yet. Never come in contact with them in anyway. Reality or virtual. So I won't talk so fast. But it shouldn't be too much a problem if I am not the one directly involved ;P

Another reason that I am so open to gays is that I, unlike most girls, dun think it's a waste that all the handsome guys turned gay. In fact I will hate to see ugly gays (stay away from me!). It will be so~ dirtying my eye. Moreover I dun think I am the one that will really cherish love when it comes. If it comes. Socializing is such a chore. And if I have a boyfriend who need me to think of topics to talk about all the time (it happens to a lot of my friends), I rather say sayonara~ I am too lazy to put in that much an effort. Which I think is another reason why I stay away from relationships.

Anyway. To conclude, Gays Rulez!!! Pls scroll below for pics of the Beijing gays to disturb your senses (eye candy 4 me!)


Friday, November 14, 2008

Everything's gone! gone! gone!

Reformat w/o backup and my laptop is now as good as new! A good thing? Not!

Stupid me should stop anyhow downloading stuff.......ermm, that's not possible.....

Stupid me should go buy a hard drive. Judging at my frequency of reformatting my laptop, it will be $$ well-spent. @ least 100GB will do. Just for those impt stuff like bookmarks, animes and my vast collection of games and software... Waaaaaaa~~~~~~*breakdown & cry*

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Have a sudden shopping urge.

Target location: bugis.

Hmmm.......