AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~

If you dare to call me dense you should have known this is coming.

If you do not, then you are denser. And in no position to call me 'stupid'.

You are welcome to call me anything physically-wise, 'ugly' and 'fat' is totally fine.

Calling me 'dense' is the last straw.

Totally insulting my intelligence. Regardless of whether of not in your opinion I have any.

You are too full of yourself and you know it. Don't gimme reasons.

And I had tolerated you many time before this.

Goodbye.

Found this rather okay-priced blogshop, while web-surfing.

Quite chio clothes as well.

Totally took me by surprise. Just bought a bag @ a Malaysia forum. Now this.

What's with me and online purchase these days?

Don't tempt me! I'm already on the road to declaring bankrupt @ the bank!

Anyone knows anyone I can ask about for political or legal advices?

I have sth to clarify regarding my project. It just help to reinforce the fact that I didn't really know much abt Singapore.

If not...anyone able to answer this question: What's the differences in benefits and drawbacks of Singapore citizen and Singapore PR?

I just can't find any info abt it...but maybe I just didn't use the right method.

Wanna get a mp3 player..

But no $$ to buy Ipork la...

Somemore most Ipork no FM radio...listen to own music for too long also will get sianz...

And Ipork Touch too exp...

Creative ugly and not really cheap considering its build...

Haiz...buy one mp3 also must do research until siao~

Sianz...

Who's gonna save the fat me from getting fatter? T-T

DAMN~

Was playing with Sim3 just now.

I hired a babysitter, a usual teenager one they provided in Sim3. Then I made my male adult chat up and hang out with the young baby sitter, in hope that sparks will fly and chemical reactions occurred.

Instead, the baby sitter got disgusted and make away with my male adult's baby brother! I tried to followed her to see where she went to but she disappeared halfway. Like a ninja!

She looks kinda Japanese though...so she might REALLY be a ninja....but....

I know you loves children, Ninja babysitter, but give birth to your own! And return me my toddler! I tried so hard to make him the perfect child! And he's going to elementary school the next day! Who am I going to send there now?
p.s. I got the toddler back in the end. Ninja Babysitter gave him back (as a gift i suppose) when the adult male got married to the maid. By that time, the baby is already few days into childhood, and has already attended lessons by himself.

Look @ This...

Wow...even I can't get the answer...and got a headache as a souvenir.

I must be damn stupid...but...

Seriously what is MOE thinking? They are only primary 6 aka 12 years oldies for goodness sake!

I had one cousin who is always worrying about his son's low-flying results. And he's taking PSLE this year.

OMG...good luck to him....

And I can't help but heaved a sigh of relief and put a silly grin on my face. How lucky I am to escape all these shit.

This is the 1st time I'm glad that I'm old...

If you are interested, solution to the question found here

Not gonna do anything productive for like a week? Maybe more...it depends.

Since it's such a long holiday cum break and everything.

Gonna really take the time to breathe.

And probably relax myself.

I'm seriously too tighten up. Gonna unscrew myself with something.

Just realised I am a very vulgar person.

Only knew that when some of them start screaming when they heard the mild ones Singaporeans usually use.

Please~

As if your ears will rot from hearing a bit of vulgarities.

And those are not even vulgarities.

KNN and walao to me is just expressions.

You really dun nid to scream as if you're melting when I say the word.

I didn't hop on the next available bus when you smoked did I?

Such show-offs.

I hate cowards.

And unfortunately, most of the people around me are cowards.

Too hesitant for dunno what shit.

It's not gonna make things better. So why not get it over and done with, you idiots!

Not asking for dare-devils. Some dare-devils are stupid, not courageous. I don't find 'daring' to eat drugs or go for bungee jumping courageous. The same goes for one night stands.

But cowards are the worst sort. As if its possible, they worsen the situation by finding reasons for their lack of courage. Speechless. And they don't listen to anything you say. They are always right.

Pui~

No idea why I'm living around these people. Gotta find someway to get rid of them somehow. Or at least not see them so often.

They make me sick.

Missed my hols.

Nevermind. Gotta have another one too.

1 month plus.

Wonder how I can fill it with....?

Snow White of the Swamps

Seen this before?

It's a white alligator or white crocodile (frankly I could never tell the difference). I saw this just now in a Hong Kong forum and thought that's something I might like to share.

I will try my best to translate from Chinese to English...

Here's how the article goes:

A 22 years old pure white alligator weighing 227kg has recently appeared in Florida, America. According to experts, this species of white alligators are very rare, with only 12 left all over the world.

British media reported that this white alligator is named 'Bouya Blan' meaning 'white mist'. It and three other white alligators presently cohabited in the famous Gatorland in Florida, America.

"Visitors to the zoo felt spooky when they saw this white alligator," said Mark, person in charge of Gatorland. "Its blue eyes make you intimidated."

This alligator was first discovered by scientists at a swamp in the state of Louisiana, and brought it to the Audupon Zoo in New Orleans. Many rare reptiles were dead as a result of the move to Gatorland.

"Our zoo has the most number of white alligators in the world, " said Demor, person in charge of Audupon Zoo. "White alligators is not the result of Albinism, contrary to popular belief. They are born white with blue eyes, with colour pigments only in the mouth and tail."
According to experts, this species of white alligator can be grow up to 3 - 3.3 metres long. Due to their entirely white skin, they find it hard to survive in the wild and are thus rare.

The white alligator is very sensitive to direct sunlight, thus are allowed only a minimum amount of sun exposure by the keepers. Demor said that they hope to breed more white alligators in the near future.

Here's the original article:

Unbelievable right?

I didn't believed it as well till I saw this picture.

Crocodile hunter verified the news with his (late but) royal presence!

I mean if Steve is in it, it must be true. After all he's the 'crocodile hunter' right? And I actually got this picture from a different source. Unless they are so bo-liao to create so many different sources just to justify their 'lies', it must be true.

Looking at the alligator photo again, it looks so weird...yet so cute! It looks like something outta a cartoon or something!

Kawaii~

And how I wish I have deep blue eyes instead. All I got is brown/black eyes, which is fine if not for the fact that one is so much smaller than the other!

Haiz....

P.S. I did my best with the names. I verified the names of the states and places, but I am helpless with the names. That's why there's weird names like 'Demor' appearing...T-T

T-T ~PLEASE COME BACK~ T-T

I keep losing things while I'm in the so-called 'safe' premise of my own room.

The last time it was the battery cover of my psp slim. No idea how that could even happen since I never EVER took the cover off after the purchase. NOT EVEN ONCE.

The latest on the 'WANTED' list is the earpiece of my LG RENOIR.

The entire set. Adapter plus earpiece.

Is it just a coincidence that they are all gadget-related?

I'm lucky that my bro has a LG phone that has a earpiece that fits into my RENOIR, and he is now away on a 'leisure trip' to Tekong so he has absolutely no need for it ATM (not automated teller machine). So currently your buay paiseh-ness is 'borrowing' it. Will ask him for permission later....probably.....

I now have the feeling that I have a rat in my room. A rat that is rather informed on the latest IT news and that knows just when to strike. And probably using all the parts he/she collected from my gadget to make a monster machine to destroy the world!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA~

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*Ahem*

Knowing when to strike is the hardest part I suppose as I always kena insomnia so my sleeping pattern & time isn't always stable. Then again, I'm as blind as a bat at night w/my contact lenses off so as long as the culprit doesn't make any sound whatsoever, I can be treated like I'm didn't exist in the 1st place.

Haiz...why doesn't the rat/whatever/whoever takes other stuff that I laid around my room? I'm such a gadget-freak that any gadget taken away from me causes me extreme heart-ache. I placed so many sweets and other stuff around the room also. Take those la...I'm fine with you taking anything except for money and IT-related stuff. Really!

So please don't make my desktop your next target....T-T

She's Gone...

It's quite a relief actually.

She probably died in her sleep but I didn't probe. Her sons and daughters are probably too busy to entertain me.

I think...never tried.

But I have a feeling she died in peace...of knowing that all her sons and daughters are married and with children. No regrets in this world.

Physically she might be suffering though. She could hardly breathe the last time I saw her. Panting and groaning.

So letting go is a good choice.

God bless....

And whatever that's up above can bless as well....

I'm not picky. I'm a free-thinker anyway....

Random Sadness

A week of break and I got nth to do...

Everyday FB and then read e-books and then FB again...

Lousy vicious cycle.

Kinda missed sch and kinda dun missed as well...Really 'rojak' feeling towards it.

Hard to describe la.

Really think I will flop this exam. Really scared. 1st exam only leh! Really paiseh if I really flop it lor. But the format really sucks. 10 marks for those short short ans qn and 5 marks for those ' list and describe' questions. Really think NEW water got into my lecturer's brain. All shit water.

Then again maybe not...since I wrote answers which I rather positive its correct for most questions. Those 5 marks 'list and describe' ones...

DAMN~

On a side note, just went back from visiting my aunt. The eldest one from my father's side. I called everyone aunt la. No matter which side. Not really good with the 'family tree' stuff. Not gonna bother too. Even if I have kids in the future. Everyone will be 'auntie' to him/her. Easier for him/her and me. Nonsense-free.

Anyway, my aunt suffers from kidney failure from ages ago. Among others like heart disease, high cholesterol and other shit. The visit was kinda like the last farewell kind. Though there was a lot of false alarms and 'last farewells' in the past, I really hope that this 'last farewell' will really be the real 'last farewell'.

Not to sound un-filial or evil. But it really pains me to see her suffer.

She's in so much pain that even she herself begged the doctor for drugs to 'let her die'. And I mean literally 'begged'.

So speechless when I saw her right hand. It's almost as big as an elephant trunk. No joke. Blood is unable to circulate to her hand due to too many operations and kidney treatments. It's literally black and swollen. And it's covered with operation scars.

It's so heavy that she can barely hold it up.

My mum said she got the diseases cause she indulged herself in unhealthy food previously. I told mum to control Dad's eating habit as well. Cause he was a bit like his sister - like to indulge himself in big portions of delicacies.

It's really not worth it. You can enjoy delicacies but when it's really not worth suffering in pain and turmoil for several years for it.

This is the baby I would want to own if I got enuff $$. Just saw it on XX's blog and it reminds me of the struggle I had between wanting to own this and parting with the already thinning pad of plastic and paper in my wallet.

This is a tempting for me due to two simple reasons:
1) It has a plastic keypad.
2) You don't have to totally rely on your touchscreen for navigation.
Of course there's more like 16m colors but let's not go that far.

The 2nd reason is of utmost importance cause that's the main reason I have to part with m W960i...The touchscreen doesn't work anymore. So in an instant, the most powerful device I ever had turned into just a combination of plastic and metal.

That also had a devastating effect of my very teeny weeny phobia of ever buying a touchscreen again. But it's so teeny weeny that in the end I bought another touchscreen phone again cause I'm used to using touchscreen.

Though teeny weeny, it's still there.

That's why I am frantically abusing my Renoir now...hoping to destroy the touchscreen within its warranty period so that I can get a replacement for free.

Breaking News

Whatever below should be in inverted pyramid, AP style:

Saggy has finished today her Post Assignment for her news gathering module.

Saggy was enrolled in BSA of Mass Communication under MDIS, UO. The post assignment was given to her by her US lecturer on Saturday night and though she met many obstacles and stopped for numerous times, she managed at 5.40pm, Sept. 12 to finished the article.

"I am very relieved. I have quite a number of commitments next week and for a moment there I thought I was going to die from the stress," Saggy laughed.

Saggy said that the first few questions was easy as they only require either a few words answer or just one sentence, the challenge comes when she got to question number six and seven which in total took her about two to three days to complete.

"I have no idea whether the answers are correct but I'm not going to make any change and just leave them as they are. I don't even know whether I answered question seven at all! I will just see how it goes and if it comes out well, I might disclose what I had done on my blog,"said Saggy.


Saggy is having her exams next week and till date has completed zero modules of her one year and three months course.

It was now that I realized why nobody write blog entries this way. It takes a huge amount of effort and nearly makes me sweat a dam and the end result?

It looks stupid.

Contract for the Dummies..and I mean it

They called me last Fri night to go down the next day to sign the student contract.

Thanks but no thanks. I'd already had my last lesson that afternoon.

So I just said I'm gg to Malaysia for the WHOLE of next week and insist that they scan and email me the contract.

They did yesterday. Which leads to the my fuming state now.

Firstly look what appeared on the 1st page:
Though I knew that CASE is a good fer nothing organization since birth (Exaggeration. I knew completely nth at birth. Noone does.), I never realised that they will insist on a CASE-approved contract that tells you to fight your own battle!!! Then what the hell does it matters if the contract is CASE-approved or not? I might as well put SAGGY-approved and it wouldn't be making any difference! Or if you want a more prominent name, how about 'LV-approved' or 'GUCCI-approved'?

Then another thing is the increase of school fees due to them 'forgeting to state the 7% gst' the 1st time round! Thanks! Now it increases from 23,800 to 25,275! Well if I'm god-damn rich I wouldn't care a freaking bit. Too bad I'm in the opposite state. But my mum doesn't seem to mind and since she's the one paying the school fees. I wouldn't fighting with them. My mum would scold me if I did that anyway. Due to her 'The school is always the biggest' mindset....I give up.

Need to Feel Needed

I'm a bad person.

Just to satisfy my need to feel loved, I did some pretty evil things.

Though harmless in general, I guess it did put a strain on my friends and family.

They said nothing, but at the end of the day I keep wondering how long will it last...then I start doing it again.

It's no good.

I dunno how to stop myself.