What's in a definition of a friend?

I am not a clown - I dun want be there just because you want 2 laugh.
I am not your mum - I am not required to attend to your every needs and let you use everything that I own w/o getting a simple 'thx' in return.
I am not your dog - I would not change my emotions juz bcoz u dun like it.
I am not your boyfriend - I am not required 2 do everything for you just bcoz you wan somebody 2 rely on.
I am not thick-skinned - if you dun like me, just tell me so & I'll go away. But dun expect me 2 come back after that.
I am a human - I got emotions too.

Management Exam

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional manager. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult. But don’t scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend… except one. Which animal does not attend?

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?


Qn1
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

Qn2
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

Qn3
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

Qn4
Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been paying attention? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

Egyptian Zodiac

I came across a website on eyptian zodiac and suddenly felt inspired 2 find out more(kena possessed i think. I gt things 2 do and here I am drifting away...). Did a search on Yahoo! Search & to my surprise find out 3 totally different outcomes (actually I too lazy so only click on 3 websites, if I click on 24 websites, I wouldn't be surprise that I will have 24 totally different sayings). I paste the 3 here and see which one you like most... (Wahahah..someone complain no pictures, now I flood you with pictures)

1st one (Key in birth month & date. The rest u see urself)

Click here

2rd website(got details such as suitable jobs bla bla blah)

Click here

3rd website-here! Dun need 2 click anything! (Mostly on relationship approaches)

Ammon - God of Prophets - January1 - February 2
Those born under this sign have a sure talent for recognising Mr./Ms. Right the first time they see him/her - for them it’s often a matter of love at first sight. When this happens, usually at a chance meeting in public places like shopping malls or restaurants, you can attract him/her by radiating happiness. You’ll find it will captivate him/her.

Suchos - God of Sacred Nile - February3 - March 4
Better known as the Crocodile god, Suchos guarded the treasures of ancient Egypt. Those born under this sign are attracted by beauty, and ancient wise men warned them not to be blinded by it. “Look beyond an attractive appearance and find the real man beneath” they warned, “Listen to your heart, instead of what your eyes tell you.”

Osiris - God of Fertility - March 5- April 9
If you were born under this sign, don’t expect to fall in love at first sight. Those ruled by Osiris need time for love to put down roots in their hearts, but it will grow stronger until it blossoms into a romance that will last a lifetime.

Ptah - God of Truth - April10- May2
Ptah’ s people are very sincere and have to be careful to avoid being hurt in romance. You’ll find your Mr/Ms Right practically on your doorstep because you’ve known him/her for a long time. Because he’s / she’s a down-to-earth type who appreciates sincerity, he’ll / she’ll be attracted to you sooner or later, so don’t be pushy when you recognise him /her.

Horus - God Of Life - May3 - June16
The hawk-headed god rules a fickle sign - those born under it have roving eyes and a passionate nature. Life for them is finding a series of Mr/Ms Rights, and they have no trouble doing it. For true romantic happiness, you need a very strong, steady type of man/woman who can tame your restless spirit and still give you the excitement you crave.
Nephtaphis - Goddess of true Love - June17 - July 21
Beautiful Nephtaphis watches over this most dreamily romantic of all signs. Her children are incredibly loyal to their lovers, and are actually capable of becoming one with them in body, mind and soul. For this reason they have to be careful to choose men/women as caring and considerate as themselves, or they will cruelly be taken advantage of.

Seti - God of Thunder and Lightning - July 22 - August 18
Like their turbulent guardian, those born under this sign have quicksilver temperaments and have to keep their thermostats lowered if they want their love lives to heat up. You need an even-tempered, understanding type who can put up with your occasional outbursts.

Annubis - Protector God -August 19 - September 21
If you were lucky enough to be born under this sign, you can look forward to life-long romance that will never stop growing. Mr/Ms Right for you is the mystery man type who has a multi-faceted personality and will Forever be revealing new and fascinating aspects of himself/herself, Thereby continually giving you something new about himself for you to love.

Ra - Sun God - September 22 - October 15
You’ll have no trouble finding Mr/Ms Right because you’re what every man/woman is looking for - tender,understanding, passionate, and Intensely loyal. Men/Women will flock to you, so you can afford to be choosy. Pick the man/woman who is most deserving of the prize you are, and don’t look back. Your only fault is a tendency to wonder if you made the right choices in the past, so keep your eyes peeled on the future. Isis - Godess of Miracles - October 16 - November 9
Those born under the sign of this ancient Egypt’s chief goddess have a magic touch. With a smile, they can captivate any man/woman who attracts them. Finding Mr/Ms Right is easy for Isis’ sons/daughters - they can spot him/her a mile off and snare him/her with their great charm.

Thoth - God of Light -November 10 - December 3
Thoth’s children have a hard time displaying their feelings, especially the romantic ones. When you meet Mr/Ms Right, show him how you feel - don’t keep him/her guessing.


Hathor - Godess of Music and Arts- December 4 - December 31
Hathor’ s children are in love with love. They tend to fall head over heels in love with the first man that shows any interest in them, and they stick to them like glue. Keep a level head and be sure he’s really Mr/Ms Right. Your type of man/woman likes harmony, and you have to show him/her that you’re the one who can provide it.

Jac used 2 say that there's a type of person you can play with, talk with, joke with but cannot do projects with for some wierd reasons.
I think I'm this kind of person. I have no problem with making jokes and making frenz but I have a feeling I might not be a gd leader. Take for example today, we are meeting for MR in PS Starbucks. I think halfway through I looked a bit angry towards the middle cuz I was frustrated at the all the diversions. Many of the members have 2 go b4 3 pm so there's a stress of finishing as much as possible b4 3pm. However no one else xcept me seems 2 mind. During the journey home I reflect and thought 2 myself was I wrong in getting angry? I mean the members who are in a urgent nd 2 go doesn't seem 2 care, why should I bother so much?
I mean I understand that we still gt a bit of time before we have 2 hand up the thing. But there's still a lot of other projects that we have 2 do and I dun wan 2 fight for the same timeslots when sch reopens and everything comes at one go. That will be very tiring. Moreover I feel that since I'm put in charge I have the responsibility 2 see it through and make sure that every1 stays on the track. Was that wrong? I seriously have no idea.
Maybe it's just me though, I am getting easier and easier 2 get angry and I think my friends has seen in more than one occasions when my face just turns black. Whether they understand the true reasons behind, I have no idea. I seldom make an attempt 2 explain anyway, I just clams up. I dunno what's wrong with me, maybe it's just a phase that I have 2 go through. I hope it will pass soon. I'm finding it harder and harder 2 laugh whole heartedly.

Till then, ciao~

Meet yy 2day 2 shop in Vivo in the afternoon. Was shocked at so many plp on the streets (dun they need 2 work and study? I thought Thurs should be a day with not so many plp?) den saw a ad stating that it's World Blood Donors Day (though it still doesn't make sense). Onboard the train on the way there, a guy was dozing off on my left. The reason why I say dozing off instead of sleeping is bcoz I keep pushing his head back before it touches me ( This is a male for goodness sake! I dun wan what Wanti experienced 2 happen 2 me). Another girl was sitting on the guy's left and she push the head back coz I push 2 hard and the guy nearly fell into her lap(the guy is still sleeping! I push really hard leh! Can't he feel it?). Lucky afterwards the guy wake up so I dun need to push the head back again. Whew, what a relief!
I was late but yy still haven't reached yet so I shop ard in Giant in the meantime. I must look more mature nowadays bcoz the promoter aunties start offering me samples which never happens before! Yeah! My lunch is settled!
Meet yy and then we walked ard 2 see what freebies we can get with the blood donation coupon/card(it's a card full of coupons). In the end, we manage to get free shampoo and conditioner from The Face Shop and yy get a free eyebrow trimming from ZA (It's really trimming. They never pluck juz shave) and we get a lot of balloon sculptures (In the end yy get a balloon sword and I get a flower which I threw away secretly coz the flower does not look like flower).
We decided 2 watch movie since we got the $5 coupon and there's nth else 2 do. There's only 2 choice - Ocean 13 and Legend of The Sea. Yy say JJ Lin who dub one of the characters sounds wierd so we go for Ocean 13 in the end. Vivo got a long queue so we take mrt 2 PS instead (OMG! 2m I'm gg 2 PS again for MR! Sianz...go PS so many times). The guy @ the ticketing booth has a wierd slang. Think he try 2 sound like ang mo. U think I should be used 2 slangs by now coz got so many foreigners in our class but I still have 2 think for a few secs b4 I can make out what he is saying. Yy on the otherhand keep sayng "huh?'" and look @ me 2 see if I understand or nt. Lol..
Ocean 13 is nt bad although I never watch the previous dunno how many Oceans b4 (It starts from Ocean 10 or 11?) and my bladder reached it's max capacity halfway through the movie. Confusing though coz the scenes are like skipping here and there and the subtitles is really nt reliable so I become independent after a few attempts. Brad Pitt and Matt Damon still looks old as usual and there's a chinese extra inside the good guy's team. Really extra la, nt much scenes and when sitting beside the other plp he looks like a dwarf (U can imagine how he looks when he is standing beside the others. And he is not in the least bit handsome). Oh there's a woman working for the rival (bad guy) who has the most disfigured arms I had ever seen. I was so disgusted that for a few moments I can't enjoy the popcorn (is this suppose 2 be a horror movie?). Her arms are cabbage looking - a few lumps or meat here and there (dun think it is muscle. looks more like tumor so sth).
On the way back, yy bumped into an ang mo's (again?!! They are everywhere! Help!) backpack and complain that her nose will be getting flat. I think she expect me 2 sympathize with her os sth but instead I laugh and say her nose wasn't tall and sharp in the 1st place(cannt blame me, I dun tell lies) so she beat me with her balloon sword.

Till then, Ciao~

Got nothing to do so blog about my shitting experience. Qin had heard it already this morning so I think she can just skip this part (if she ever sees it).
I'm finally free from constipation!!! Only for 1 day.
The day before when I reached home I finally feel that sth is coming out of you know where, so I rush to the toliet. At that pt in time, my mother and father is in the hse. So after one or 2 mins of struggling, the thing (you know wat. Okay okay, shit la!) finally comes out. Den 2 my suprise, I heard my mum's voice outside the toliet. "Come out le mah? Got come out?", said my mum. "Think got la, so long nv come out. Shan, got shit out?", said my dad. I WAS SO EMBARRASSED!!! It was like I'm preganant or sth la, and they are waiting outside so they can celebrate. So in the midst of pushing the thing out (so long nv shit le, hard until can cut my backside), I still have 2 find energy 2 reply them. So i said,"ya, shit le", hoping that they will go away and let me shit in peace! I was so afraid that they would cheer me out while I'm shitting or run out 2 tell the neighbors that their daughter have finally shitted. I would have 2 commit suicide after I shit.
I am now having constipation again. I really dreaded the next time I have 2 shit. I make sure my parents are not ard. I would try 2 ctrl until they are out of the hse.

I dunno when I become so high speed. Better than flash or superman, whoever is faster. Finish rsm on fri (started @ 10pm, finish @ 2am) and finish ps&n on sat. All took juz 1 day 2 finish. Somemore all meet the min. no. of words required. The quality surely sucks big time one. Intially I tot rsm should be the harder one but i juz realised that i was so wrong. Rsm i can copy the info from internet but ps&n muz think off craps to say. Somemore need so many words - 2000 leh! So in the end i juz ask myself questions & answer myself. For example the question: "why....?" The answer immediately follows: " But I think it might be bcuz..." Fail big time la that proj.
Now I am trying very hard 2 avoid revising 4 the rsm 2m. She-ren already "encourage" me this morning le, but still really no mood. From morning 2 now I've been reading novels, play com games, surf internet, watch tv, steam bao, eat bao, wash plates....trying to do everything to avoid studying for the test. Hate studying la. Now already run out of things 2 do so come up and blog (I juz realise I always blog when I gt nth 2 do). But now already nth 2 blog abt. Help! I dun wan 2 study!

Flavor of Life by Utada Hikaru

This song was first introduced 2 me by YY. Not bad, fall in love with it @ 2nd listen. Found some romanji translation on the web by some jap expert(I learn jap for so long and still dun understand a word. No wonder the name of the course is call "beginner course"). Yah! Now I can sing a long with Utada!

宇多田ヒカル　- Flavor Of Life –ballad version-

※ありがとう、と君に言われると
"arigatou" to kimi ni iwareru to
なんだかせつない
nanda ka setsunai
さようならの後も解けぬ魔法
"sayounara" no ato mo tokenu mahou
淡くほろ苦い
awakaku horonigai
The flavor of life

友達でも恋人でもない中間地点で
tomodachi demo koibito demo nai chuukan chiten de
収穫の日を夢見てる　青いフルーツ
shuukaku no hi wo yumemiteru aoi furuutsu

あと一歩が踏み出せないせいで
ato ippou ga fumidasenai sei de
じれったいのなんのってbaby
jirettai no nannotte baby

※Repeat

甘いだけの誘い文句
amai dake no sasoi monku
味っけの無いトーク
ajikke no nai tooku
そんなものには興味をそそられない
sonna mono ni wa kyoumi wo sosorarenai

思い通りにいかない時だって
omoidoori ni ikanai toki datte
人生捨てたもんじゃないって
jinsei suteta mon ja naitte

どうしたの？と急に聞かれると
"doushita no?" to kyuu ni kikareru to
ううん、なんでもない
"uun, nandemo nai"
さようならの後に消える笑顔
sayounara no ato ni kieru egao
私らしくない
watashi rashikunai

信じたいと願えば願うほど
shinjitai to negaeba negau hodo
なんだかせつない
nandaka setsunai
「愛してるよ」よりも「大好き」の方が
"aishiteru yo" yori mo "daisuki" no hou ga
君らしいんじゃない?
kimi rashiinja nai
The flavor of life

忘れかけていた人の香りを　突然思い出す頃
wasurekaketeita hito no kaori wo totsuzen omoidasu koro
降りつもる雪の白さをもっと　素直に喜びたいよ
furitsumoru yuki no shirosa wo motto sunao ni yorokobitai yo

ダイアモンドよりもやわらかくて
daiamondo yori mo yawarakakute
あたたかな未来　手にしたいよ
atataka na mirai te ni shitai yo
限りある時間を　君と過ごしたい
kagiri aru jikan wo kimi to sugoshitai

※Repeat


The Flavor of Life

*Somehow, it's painful when you say "thank you" to me,
The lingering magic after "goodbye" is bittersweet
The flavor of life, the flavor of life

We are green fruits dreaming of harvest day
Somewhere in the middle point between friends and lovers

All because I can't take just one step forward
What's vexing me so, baby

*Repeat

Saccharine sweet words of enticement, bland talk
Those things don't pique my interest at all

When things don't go as planned
Life isn't something thrown away

When I'm suddenly asked, "What's wrong?" (I reply) "Nothing."
(Now that) my smile has disappeared after "Goodbye", this isn't like me (at all)

Somehow, the more I pray that I can believe, the more painful it is
Isn't it more like you to say "I like you" than "I love you"(2)?
The flavor of life

When one suddenly remembers the fragrance of someone just forgotten
I want to honestly be able to enjoy more the whiteness of snow piled thickly

Softer than a diamond and warm is the future
(Which) I want to hold in my hand
I want to spend my limited time with you

*Repeat


(2) Cultural note: Crash course on the difference between 恋"koi" 愛"ai" and 好き／好む"suki/konomu". Koi is only used for romantic love aka eros; if someone says that they 'koi suru" you then that means they really really would eat a barrel of liver and onions love you. Ai is less romance-only oriented but still is more romance oriented than 'suki.' Someone mentioned the difference between koi and ai is that koi is focused on one specific person whereas ai is a 'wider' sense of the term 'love.' Whatever, if someone 'ai suru's you then it still means they're pretty serious. "Suki" is most often translated as "like" however I'm not to pleased with that translation because 'suki' is used a lot to convey what we would call love. The difference between "ai' and "suki" is that "ai" connotes "let's get married and have 2.5 children" whereas 'suki' is more like "let's date until we get bored/find someone better" aka less hot and passionate. However, you'd look like a fool if you asked someone out by saying "Aishiteru, please date me" so in this case "suki da yo, let's date" is more appropriate even if you really, really, really like them. Therefore; this line means she's pissed off that he keeps on saying an ambiguous affectionate phrase.

I copy entirely from her post in her own blog. I wonder if I will be caught for plagiarism?

Changed Blogskin Again

Changed blogskin for dun know the how many times already. The old one can't be seen in my firefox browser anymore so have 2 change. Going for the space instead of the design now but manage to find a perfect 1 with excellent design and wide space - the 1 that you are staring @ rite now. Cute rite? Suits me rite? I know, I know. Dun nid 2 say anything more. If you praise me any further I will blush.
Anyway enjoy my new blogskin while it last ( who knows when I will change again. Fate is so unpredictable). And watch out for the bear in the corner coz it winks!!

Article Full of Shit (parental advisory)

I am full of complaints today cuz I just found out that my life is really full of shit. I mean literally.
Eversince I came home from sch yesterday at abt 6pm, my poor fat butt has been kissing the two toliet bowls in my hse for dunno how many times already (Why 2? Cuz the toliet paper in one of the toliet is used up so I have 2 use the other one until I got time away from shitting 2 replace). Ironically I am well known for constipation so this is probably the most I have shitted in my 20 yrs of almost-shitless life.
The worst thing is I have 2 trial and error bcuz I dunno whether I shit is bcoz of the food I eat or bcoz I am too hungry (shit 2 much until there's nothin inside)? Lucky everytime I trial and error I gets the correct answer, if not I will have 2 sleep later than 4am (been lying on the bed since 6pm but have been shitting ever since). But even if I eat I also can eat bread coz my mum likes to cook with lotsa oil so I cannot eat anything xcept bread which looks cheap(so thick. might as well dun cut), taste cheap and is cheap by the way(i think 70 cents for a loaf).
Then the poor me have 2 sort out a time from shitting 2 visit the doctor. Alone. Poor me! What is I faint on the way? What if I didn't bring wallet and have 2 embrass myself in public 4 attempting 2 see doctor for free( Like duh, the doctor is not even half handsome. Erm..sorry doctor. But u are a nice person though. Haha. Ha.{nervous laugh})? Or what if..? Alrite alrite, I admit I juz wan someone 2 accompany me coz I hate seeing the doctor. The entire process is so boring, esp the waiting process. Nth 2 do except 2 see guys trying 2 weigh themselves when they thought noone is watching. Boring!
As if it is not enough, even since I came home yesterday my mum has been scolding me & saying that serves me rite for eating heaty stuff (I admit I did eat quite a lot of heaty food lately. Spicy cuttlefish, spicy prawn rolls, kfc X2, Mac, toasted bread cramped all in 2 weeks. Waahh! Now it's all wasted. All float into the sea le lah!) & making me feel guilty. Den when I go and see the doctor today...ah ha! The doctor says there's a higher probabilty (he also not quite sure :P) of it being food poisoning than flu as I dun have the relevant symptoms like running nose etc.Then this time my mother feels guilty and offer me better food ( but still not food to me) - mee hoon with veggies and soup (soup contains water and pepper. Yuck! Taste like water!). Although it still doesn't taste nice, but it's better than eating bread again. Thanks mum for the effort!

Games Review by Renowed games expert Saggy

Downloaded 3 games yesterday. Know I shouldn't do this since I still have a lot of projects untouched & unstarted (is there this word? Heck care la) but can't resist it. Life's so boring la.


This is the 1st game I downloaded - **The Apprentice Los Angeles**. Didn't see the real time variety last time coz there's no handsome guys inside but the game is whole damn lot of fun(But still no handsome guys inside. Nt even cartoon ones! Boo hoo~)! Quite similar 2 **Diner Dash** actually but a whole lot easier although they are both as stressful.
Didn't really finish the game yet so dun really knows what will happen @ the end but as far as I know there are total of 6 different levels but only 3 scenes so the 3 scenes get to repeat 2 times ( u will know wat I am talkin abt when u play the game). The 3 scenes are namely the sushi bar, the boutique & the water sports shop.
Some screenshots from the website ( I lazy 2 do my own screenshot la. Somemore I suddenly feel like bloggin so didn't really prepare) below.

The Sushi Bar (Why are they selling cakes inside the sushi bar)

The fashion boutique

The water sports shop (most troublesome of the 3 coz you have to replace equipments that the customers return urself)

2nd game is **Agatha Christie Death on the Nile**. Dun know why but I have a certain fetish 2wards hidden objects games recently. Use 2 think that they are a waste of time in the past....well, plp chg.
In this game u are a detective on board a cruise tryin 2 solve a murder (or sth else. Dunno yet coz haven yet solve the crime. Well let's juz say someone die, ok?) by collecting clues. U get 2 talk 2 suspects (but have no choice of what 2 say. it's already chosen 4 u), collect & examine the clues. Quite interesting actually. If u are into the same kind of stuff as I am.
Screenshots time:

Haiz..getting tired already. Thanks heavens it's the last one. Okay the last one is **Nanny Mania**. As suggested by the title, it's all about being a nanny. So expect to see a lot of babies inside. U get 2 play the role of the nanny of a mayor and his crazy family (Cause the mayor stupid wife give birth once every year. Thank goodness they stop at 4. But it's still not normal), the wife & the mayor respectively(but at different rounds) but I feel more like a maid inside coz aside from cleaning the sh*t of the baby and preparing milk bottle, I get to do random maid stuffs like preparing dinner from the whole family, washing toilet, doing the laundry & tons of other maid stuff. At the end of the game I was always cursing the whole family bcoz they kp creating new mess 4 fear of nt value for money. Lucky I never do OT. But dun get me wrong, the game is really fun (I am lucky this time round, all the games that I downloaded are all interesting. Last time round none fits my taste) but similar 2 **Diner Dash** & **The Apprentice**, you have finish within a certain time limit so it's really stressful. But fun.
Now I stop @ the wife stage, I wan 2 get to the mayor stage faster coz I wan 2 see if he dares 2 create so much mess (He's the one who create the most mess & the hardest 2 clean eveytime) when he's the one cleaning up.
Screenshots! Screenshots!

All the screenshots in the website is on the 2nd level where the wife starts cleaning up. At the 1st level it's the nanny (the girl with the big head below) who do all the work. I kinda missed her now..

From now on, it's the wife who cleans up.

The pig is laying on the sofa. I hope the wife divorce the mayor soon.

That's all. It's time 2 sleep. Ciao~

Horoscope Series - Friendship

I am such a good friend. Haha..

How do you behave in your relationships with your friends? Do you set the ground for good friendships?

Aries You are a fine friend and a formidable foe. With Aries, things are never done half way. Aries expects total devotion and sincerity in friendship. In turn, he/she extends a loving and strong hand. Taurus They feel strong attachments and will often go out of their way to maintain a relationship. A Taurus can be patient, persuasive and persistent with friends. Gemini Gemini's like to reciprocate love and respond beautifully to a little appreciation. A Gemini often mistakenly believes that others don't do enough for him/her. Young at heart, you could be the life of a party. Cancer Try not to have too many expectations out of a friendship. Always ready to give, you are likely to be bitterly disappointed when friends do not live up to your own image of them. However, you will seldom cut your friendship ties and do much more for friends than they did for you. A good, solid friend! Leo As a friend you are worth your weight in gold. Leo is a mighty good friend. He/She does not ditch people. Leo is very warm hearted and sincere. Your idealism and romanticism comes through very strongly here. Virgo Understand, Virgo, that yours is a sign of service and communal living. It is a humane sign. Therefore, you need friends, though you may not acknowledge it. In friendship, Virgo is steady and reliable and gives practical advice and suggestions. Virgo hates to break off relationships and is a solid friend. Libra You like helping friends by giving them good and practical advice but you find difficulty helping them with emotional matters. This does not mean that you have a cold sign just that you are often detached. Libra is excellent company and has finesse and grace. Scorpio There's an explosive element here, pure dynamite. You are a good friend but do not be secretive and wear a mask. You are very picky when it comes to friends however you are intensely loyal and are good at keeping secrets. You sometimes feel betrayed when you feel that your friends should have behaved differently. Sagittarius You are forgiving and helpful and you evidently make a good friend. You are also capable of giving good and helpful advice. Even if your friends disappoint you you will not feel resentment or hatred. Capricorn You usually build long and lasting friendships. While you may not be very tactful and polished in your manners and talk, you won't fail a friend in an emergency. Aquarius Aquarians can be better counselors than friends. The reason is that though emotionally involved, they can think clearly and visualize situations and problems creatively. As yours is the sign of friendship, I do predict that your friends will receive both warmth and guidance from you. Pisces A good friend, humane and understanding even if slightly unconventional. You have a good intuition and understand your friends emotions. Accept your friends for who they are and do not let idealism crowd your judgment. Your innate grace and diplomacy could help save an unpleasant situation.

HR Test

This is a real test given by the human relations department at many of the major corporations today.

It's only ten simple questions, so... Grab a pencil and paper and keep track of your answers.

1. When do you feel your best?

a. In the morning
b. During the afternoon and early evening
c. Late at night

2. You usually walk

a. Fairly fast, with long steps
b. Fairly fast, with short, quick steps
c. Less fast, head up, looking the world in the face
d. Less fast, head down
e. Very slowly

3. When talking to people you

a. Stand with your arms folded
b. Have your hands clasped
c. Have one or both your hands on your hips
d. Touch or push the person to whom you are talking
e. Play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair

4. When relaxing, you sit with

a. Your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side
b. Your legs crossed
c. Your legs stretched out or straight
d. One leg curled under you

5. When something really amuses you, you react with

a. A big, appreciative laugh
b. A laugh, but not a loud one
c. A quiet chuckle
d. A sheepish smile

6. When you go to a party or social gathering you

a. Make a loud entrance so everyone notices you
b. Make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know
c. Make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed

7. You're working very hard, concentrating hard, and you're interrupted. Do you..

a. Welcome the break
b. Feel extremely irritated
c. Vary between these two extremes

8. Which of the following colors do you like most?

a. Red or orange
b. Black
c. Yellow or light blue
d. Green
e. Dark blue or purple
f. White
g. Brown or gray

9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going to sleep, you lie

a. Stretched out on your back
b. Stretched out face down on your stomach
c. On your side, slightly curled
d. With your head on one arm
e. With your head under the covers

10. You often dream that you are

a. Falling
b. Fighting or struggling
c. Searching for something or somebody
d. Flying or floating
e. You usually have dreamless sleep
f. Your dreams are always pleasant

Points:
1. a. 2 b. 4 c. 6
2. a. 6 b. 4 c. 7 d. 2 e. 1
3. a. 4 b. 2 c. 5 d. 7 e. 6
4. a. 4 b. 6 c. 2 d. 1
5. a. 6 b. 4 c. 3 d. 5 e. 2
6. a. 6 b. 4 c. 2
7. a. 6 b. 2 c. 4
8. a. 6 b. 7 c. 5 d. 4 e. 3 f. 2 g. 1
9. a. 7 b. 6 c. 4 d. 2 e. 1
10. a. 4 b. 2 c. 3 d. 5 e. 6 f. 1




Now add up the total number of points.

Over 60 points: Others see you as someone they should "handle with care" You're seen as vain, self-centered, and who is extremely dominant. Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like you, but don't always trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involved with you.

51 to 60 points: Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything once; someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate.

41 to 50 points: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.

31 to 40 points: Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful and practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest...Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over it if that trust is ever broken.

21 to 30 points: Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. It would really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment, expecting you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then, usually decide against it. They think this reaction is caused partly by your careful nature.

Under 21 points: People think you are shy, nervous, and indecisive, someone who needs looking after, who always wants someone else to make the decisions and who doesn't want to get involved with anyone or anything. They see you as a worrier who always sees problems that don't exist. Some people think you're boring. Only those who know you well know that you aren't.

I got 45 marks. How much did you all get?

Nth 2 do now so share some pictures which I found are quite interesting. Hehe..

My 180th birthday cake


Stupid Signs Series


Do not throw your kids out of the car window (like who will do that??!!)


Do not turn left, right, back and forward (So erm...which way CAN i go?)


Help to keep the air fresh. Do not fart (we should put this inside Fusion)


Do not fight bears (In the first place, where can I find the bears in such a urban area?)


Interesting Invention (One side glass toilet)

If I ever go into THAT toliet, I must be really desperate. I mean it feels like you are doing your business in public!!

New Packaging 4 Condoms (we biz students should be able 2 learn sth from here)

New packaging for condoms! Somemore 1 even got passport. Damn gd business mindset.

Recently dun know y is either my blog or juz simply my browser can't view pictures. So I wan 2 paste a lot a lot of pictures and see what happens. Here goes!

Hey I said I'm sorry right? Watzup with that face?!!

Couple Shots

I dare you 2 do that!

How 2 use the 'F' word (really inspiring. U should let ur kids see this)

Suddenly have the urge 2 download a mothra song (mosura for jap). I been watching Godzilla since young and although Godzilla is the main character in the movie (and i usually like the main character in anything. Main character what. Suppose 2 be the most lovable one right?), I am more attracted to the moth-butterfly looking thingy. I hate insects on the whole (that of coz includes butterfly & moths) but Mothra looks so cute and fluffy that I can help falling in love with it ( I can see 1t gg "1st brad pitt, den monkey, now butterfly. So u conquer mammals, animals and insects. What's nxt?")
It was like dun know how many decades since I last watch the movie (abt 9-10 yrs) and I can still rmb how the tune of the song sounds like. Erm...roughly sounds like this: "mosura ya mosura. lalala-lala lalala..". Of coz they didn't really sing the lalala part, I juz forget what was suppose 2 be there.
Haiz, now I can't sleep bcoz I am so desperate 2 get the song. It contains beautiful memories of my sweet & innocent childhood(wink wink). Any1 have the song can send me pls? I wan the japanese one from The Rebirth of Mothra II - The Undersea Battle.

What I did during the 1st 2 week of Hols

Thought i might as well update on my whereabouts since the much rejoiced farewell to EMRS, so here goes.


Okas, firstly dun know hw many weeks ago I went 2 crystal jade kitchen @ toa payoh with my family (meaning mum,da, and my bros. It's a miracle my bro come along since they dun usually 'hang out' with us. But then they always 'hang out' with us whenever there is free stuff, and since yours truely is paying 4 the meal...). Nt much of a "wow" factor there I must say. Heard that it was famous for it's xiao long bao so I order 2 'long'/basket(is it call basket???) of it. Then I regretted. Waste of money. Dun know y it managed 2 open so many outlets inside & outside of S'pore. When take a look at the packaging of the wet tissue, it looks like it gt like dun know hw many millions of them juz in S'pore alone. All with different names. Btw, this is the few picture I took. All with me inside and all w/o any trace of the food. So dun worry, u wun feel hungry looking @ them, unless u have a certain fetish 4 me


Hehe...a photo of my mum & dad took in secret :p



Opps..she finally discovered the presence of the renowned photographer. Luckily she is willing 2 cooperate with my skillfulness. The result? This dashing photo! Isn't she the cutest?


Many plp say my mum & me looks more & more alike when I grow older. But alot of plp also say "bullshit". Haiz,I dun know how 2 trust anymore...

Okas, next up - the trip 2 Sentosa. Nt much 2 do there when it is raining & u only gt 3 dollars in ur pocket. Hmm...let's juz say I learnt a few things from this trip:

1. Taking the monorail in is a wiser choice since they both cost $3.
   
2. Bring an umbrella. Or better yet bring two umbrellas. U never know when someone will steal ur umbrella and give u a Frisbee instead.


3. Ang Mos likes 2 wear g-strings on the beach. Even males(whistle~look over here u white look fellows in blue & red g-string).
   
4. Bring more money. Nth is free in this world and as I has said previously, there's really nt much 2 do when u only gt $3 in ur pocket. Real pathetic (shake head solemnly)
   
5. Bus is nt always faster than walking on foot. Esp when it is juz 1 stop away. Sometimes bus like 2 go 1 b~i~g round so that they can pick up more plp. So dun always chase after bus unless the dude driving the bus is darn handsome or u juz saw someone who owns u money onboard the bus.
   
6. If u really like Ang Mos, u should take a look @ the beach (Liqin, seriously. This is really da place 2 be!). They are particularly swimming ard us (I dun mean that literally. Although some are really swimming in the waters)! I saw enough 2 last me 4 a lifetime! So can I hope that I wouldn't see anymore in this lifetime? Please??!!!

Its quite fun though really tiring & harmful 2 my wallet & bank account. Here's some photo I took (damn! Nw then I realise I 4gt 2 take photo of the g-sting guys! I will nv die in peace nw!). Only 1 gt me inside. The rest are all scenery and suraya & 1t.

What I had finished. I was counting the plates when they say I 'fa dai'. Hey! Doing serious business here ok?











She-ren still lookin tru the menu 4 sth 2 eat. Look at that mountain in front of her. Tat's still nt enuff? (Hehe..she's still in China so I try 2 bad-mouth her while I could)










1t has grown crazy from hunger. Poor kid. Btw can u give me ur waterproof head-dress? It looks like it's really useful.










What they had eaten. I am determined 2 separate mine's from their's. Only the cup of green tea is mine. Btw green tea is really the wise choice for cheapos, I pour hot water into mine 7-8 times b4 I declared myself 2 full 2 drink anymore.










Starting from the left: Su, 1t & me. Boy I look like some damn monkey dress up 2 look like some damn prostitute










Su & 1t. I tell su that I wonder y she always look nt happy while taking photos. So she smile(so cooperative :) ). Look in the direction of the arrows.

See that's so much approachable and prettier.This is the way babe!

Bonus Pix:










Sth I took @ the Euro Funfair underneath my block. Can see my block from this pix. Didn't get 2 get on any of the rides cause :

1) 2 exp. Prices ranges from $5-$7. Although the ride last quite long but this mean if u regret & wan 2 get down u have 2 wait long long.

2)Nobody wan 2 sit with me. My mum scared kena heart attack and my bro didn't even wan 2 get out of the hse.

Whew~ (Wipe waterfall from forehead). Finally update finish. Long time nv type hands a bit rusty. Keep attacking the wrong keys. Long time nv update den once update, it's even longer than 1t's compo. Mine more like novel. Haiz...I think better update more frequently nxt time, if nt I will suffer again.