I keep losing things while I'm in the so-called 'safe' premise of my own room.
The last time it was the battery cover of my psp slim. No idea how that could even happen since I never EVER took the cover off after the purchase. NOT EVEN ONCE.
The latest on the 'WANTED' list is the earpiece of my LG RENOIR.
The entire set. Adapter plus earpiece.
Is it just a coincidence that they are all gadget-related?
I'm lucky that my bro has a LG phone that has a earpiece that fits into my RENOIR, and he is now away on a 'leisure trip' to Tekong so he has absolutely no need for it ATM (not automated teller machine). So currently your buay paiseh-ness is 'borrowing' it. Will ask him for permission later....probably.....
I now have the feeling that I have a rat in my room. A rat that is rather informed on the latest IT news and that knows just when to strike. And probably using all the parts he/she collected from my gadget to make a monster machine to destroy the world!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA~
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*Ahem*
Knowing when to strike is the hardest part I suppose as I always kena insomnia so my sleeping pattern & time isn't always stable. Then again, I'm as blind as a bat at night w/my contact lenses off so as long as the culprit doesn't make any sound whatsoever, I can be treated like I'm didn't exist in the 1st place.
Haiz...why doesn't the rat/whatever/whoever takes other stuff that I laid around my room? I'm such a gadget-freak that any gadget taken away from me causes me extreme heart-ache. I placed so many sweets and other stuff around the room also. Take those la...I'm fine with you taking anything except for money and IT-related stuff. Really!
So please don't make my desktop your next target....T-T
Monday, September 28, 2009
Friday, September 25, 2009
She's Gone...
It's quite a relief actually.
She probably died in her sleep but I didn't probe. Her sons and daughters are probably too busy to entertain me.
I think...never tried.
But I have a feeling she died in peace...of knowing that all her sons and daughters are married and with children. No regrets in this world.
Physically she might be suffering though. She could hardly breathe the last time I saw her. Panting and groaning.
So letting go is a good choice.
God bless....
And whatever that's up above can bless as well....
I'm not picky. I'm a free-thinker anyway....
She probably died in her sleep but I didn't probe. Her sons and daughters are probably too busy to entertain me.
I think...never tried.
But I have a feeling she died in peace...of knowing that all her sons and daughters are married and with children. No regrets in this world.
Physically she might be suffering though. She could hardly breathe the last time I saw her. Panting and groaning.
So letting go is a good choice.
God bless....
And whatever that's up above can bless as well....
I'm not picky. I'm a free-thinker anyway....
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Random Sadness
A week of break and I got nth to do...
Everyday FB and then read e-books and then FB again...
Lousy vicious cycle.
Kinda missed sch and kinda dun missed as well...Really 'rojak' feeling towards it.
Hard to describe la.
Really think I will flop this exam. Really scared. 1st exam only leh! Really paiseh if I really flop it lor. But the format really sucks. 10 marks for those short short ans qn and 5 marks for those ' list and describe' questions. Really think NEW water got into my lecturer's brain. All shit water.
Then again maybe not...since I wrote answers which I rather positive its correct for most questions. Those 5 marks 'list and describe' ones...
DAMN~
On a side note, just went back from visiting my aunt. The eldest one from my father's side. I called everyone aunt la. No matter which side. Not really good with the 'family tree' stuff. Not gonna bother too. Even if I have kids in the future. Everyone will be 'auntie' to him/her. Easier for him/her and me. Nonsense-free.
Anyway, my aunt suffers from kidney failure from ages ago. Among others like heart disease, high cholesterol and other shit. The visit was kinda like the last farewell kind. Though there was a lot of false alarms and 'last farewells' in the past, I really hope that this 'last farewell' will really be the real 'last farewell'.
Not to sound un-filial or evil. But it really pains me to see her suffer.
She's in so much pain that even she herself begged the doctor for drugs to 'let her die'. And I mean literally 'begged'.
So speechless when I saw her right hand. It's almost as big as an elephant trunk. No joke. Blood is unable to circulate to her hand due to too many operations and kidney treatments. It's literally black and swollen. And it's covered with operation scars.
It's so heavy that she can barely hold it up.
My mum said she got the diseases cause she indulged herself in unhealthy food previously. I told mum to control Dad's eating habit as well. Cause he was a bit like his sister - like to indulge himself in big portions of delicacies.
It's really not worth it. You can enjoy delicacies but when it's really not worth suffering in pain and turmoil for several years for it.
Everyday FB and then read e-books and then FB again...
Lousy vicious cycle.
Kinda missed sch and kinda dun missed as well...Really 'rojak' feeling towards it.
Hard to describe la.
Really think I will flop this exam. Really scared. 1st exam only leh! Really paiseh if I really flop it lor. But the format really sucks. 10 marks for those short short ans qn and 5 marks for those ' list and describe' questions. Really think NEW water got into my lecturer's brain. All shit water.
Then again maybe not...since I wrote answers which I rather positive its correct for most questions. Those 5 marks 'list and describe' ones...
DAMN~
On a side note, just went back from visiting my aunt. The eldest one from my father's side. I called everyone aunt la. No matter which side. Not really good with the 'family tree' stuff. Not gonna bother too. Even if I have kids in the future. Everyone will be 'auntie' to him/her. Easier for him/her and me. Nonsense-free.
Anyway, my aunt suffers from kidney failure from ages ago. Among others like heart disease, high cholesterol and other shit. The visit was kinda like the last farewell kind. Though there was a lot of false alarms and 'last farewells' in the past, I really hope that this 'last farewell' will really be the real 'last farewell'.
Not to sound un-filial or evil. But it really pains me to see her suffer.
She's in so much pain that even she herself begged the doctor for drugs to 'let her die'. And I mean literally 'begged'.
So speechless when I saw her right hand. It's almost as big as an elephant trunk. No joke. Blood is unable to circulate to her hand due to too many operations and kidney treatments. It's literally black and swollen. And it's covered with operation scars.
It's so heavy that she can barely hold it up.
My mum said she got the diseases cause she indulged herself in unhealthy food previously. I told mum to control Dad's eating habit as well. Cause he was a bit like his sister - like to indulge himself in big portions of delicacies.
It's really not worth it. You can enjoy delicacies but when it's really not worth suffering in pain and turmoil for several years for it.
Thursday, September 17, 2009
This is the baby I would want to own if I got enuff $$. Just saw it on XX's blog and it reminds me of the struggle I had between wanting to own this and parting with the already thinning pad of plastic and paper in my wallet.This is a tempting for me due to two simple reasons:
1) It has a plastic keypad.
2) You don't have to totally rely on your touchscreen for navigation.
Of course there's more like 16m colors but let's not go that far.
The 2nd reason is of utmost importance cause that's the main reason I have to part with m W960i...The touchscreen doesn't work anymore. So in an instant, the most powerful device I ever had turned into just a combination of plastic and metal.
That also had a devastating effect of my very teeny weeny phobia of ever buying a touchscreen again. But it's so teeny weeny that in the end I bought another touchscreen phone again cause I'm used to using touchscreen.
Though teeny weeny, it's still there.
That's why I am frantically abusing my Renoir now...hoping to destroy the touchscreen within its warranty period so that I can get a replacement for free.
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Breaking News
Whatever below should be in inverted pyramid, AP style:
Saggy has finished today her Post Assignment for her news gathering module.
Saggy was enrolled in BSA of Mass Communication under MDIS, UO. The post assignment was given to her by her US lecturer on Saturday night and though she met many obstacles and stopped for numerous times, she managed at 5.40pm, Sept. 12 to finished the article.
"I am very relieved. I have quite a number of commitments next week and for a moment there I thought I was going to die from the stress," Saggy laughed.
Saggy said that the first few questions was easy as they only require either a few words answer or just one sentence, the challenge comes when she got to question number six and seven which in total took her about two to three days to complete.
"I have no idea whether the answers are correct but I'm not going to make any change and just leave them as they are. I don't even know whether I answered question seven at all! I will just see how it goes and if it comes out well, I might disclose what I had done on my blog,"said Saggy.
Saggy is having her exams next week and till date has completed zero modules of her one year and three months course.
It was now that I realized why nobody write blog entries this way. It takes a huge amount of effort and nearly makes me sweat a dam and the end result?
It looks stupid.
Saggy has finished today her Post Assignment for her news gathering module.
Saggy was enrolled in BSA of Mass Communication under MDIS, UO. The post assignment was given to her by her US lecturer on Saturday night and though she met many obstacles and stopped for numerous times, she managed at 5.40pm, Sept. 12 to finished the article.
"I am very relieved. I have quite a number of commitments next week and for a moment there I thought I was going to die from the stress," Saggy laughed.
Saggy said that the first few questions was easy as they only require either a few words answer or just one sentence, the challenge comes when she got to question number six and seven which in total took her about two to three days to complete.
"I have no idea whether the answers are correct but I'm not going to make any change and just leave them as they are. I don't even know whether I answered question seven at all! I will just see how it goes and if it comes out well, I might disclose what I had done on my blog,"said Saggy.
Saggy is having her exams next week and till date has completed zero modules of her one year and three months course.
It was now that I realized why nobody write blog entries this way. It takes a huge amount of effort and nearly makes me sweat a dam and the end result?
It looks stupid.
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Contract for the Dummies..and I mean it
They called me last Fri night to go down the next day to sign the student contract.
Thanks but no thanks. I'd already had my last lesson that afternoon.
So I just said I'm gg to Malaysia for the WHOLE of next week and insist that they scan and email me the contract.
They did yesterday. Which leads to the my fuming state now.
Firstly look what appeared on the 1st page:
Though I knew that CASE is a good fer nothing organization since birth (Exaggeration. I knew completely nth at birth. Noone does.), I never realised that they will insist on a CASE-approved contract that tells you to fight your own battle!!! Then what the hell does it matters if the contract is CASE-approved or not? I might as well put SAGGY-approved and it wouldn't be making any difference! Or if you want a more prominent name, how about 'LV-approved' or 'GUCCI-approved'?
Then another thing is the increase of school fees due to them 'forgeting to state the 7% gst' the 1st time round! Thanks! Now it increases from 23,800 to 25,275! Well if I'm god-damn rich I wouldn't care a freaking bit. Too bad I'm in the opposite state. But my mum doesn't seem to mind and since she's the one paying the school fees. I wouldn't fighting with them. My mum would scold me if I did that anyway. Due to her 'The school is always the biggest' mindset....I give up.
Thanks but no thanks. I'd already had my last lesson that afternoon.
So I just said I'm gg to Malaysia for the WHOLE of next week and insist that they scan and email me the contract.
They did yesterday. Which leads to the my fuming state now.
Firstly look what appeared on the 1st page:
Though I knew that CASE is a good fer nothing organization since birth (Exaggeration. I knew completely nth at birth. Noone does.), I never realised that they will insist on a CASE-approved contract that tells you to fight your own battle!!! Then what the hell does it matters if the contract is CASE-approved or not? I might as well put SAGGY-approved and it wouldn't be making any difference! Or if you want a more prominent name, how about 'LV-approved' or 'GUCCI-approved'?Then another thing is the increase of school fees due to them 'forgeting to state the 7% gst' the 1st time round! Thanks! Now it increases from 23,800 to 25,275! Well if I'm god-damn rich I wouldn't care a freaking bit. Too bad I'm in the opposite state. But my mum doesn't seem to mind and since she's the one paying the school fees. I wouldn't fighting with them. My mum would scold me if I did that anyway. Due to her 'The school is always the biggest' mindset....I give up.
Sunday, September 6, 2009
Need to Feel Needed
I'm a bad person.
Just to satisfy my need to feel loved, I did some pretty evil things.
Though harmless in general, I guess it did put a strain on my friends and family.
They said nothing, but at the end of the day I keep wondering how long will it last...then I start doing it again.
It's no good.
I dunno how to stop myself.
Just to satisfy my need to feel loved, I did some pretty evil things.
Though harmless in general, I guess it did put a strain on my friends and family.
They said nothing, but at the end of the day I keep wondering how long will it last...then I start doing it again.
It's no good.
I dunno how to stop myself.
Saturday, September 5, 2009
Announcement
Oh...one thing to note. I've decided to do blogging in AP style from now on. Make it a kind of habit so I apply what I learnt and don't just forget about it as my life proceeds.
Cool rite? Let's do it then!
Should I do it using the different leads and structures as well?
Let me consider that....
Cool rite? Let's do it then!
Should I do it using the different leads and structures as well?
Let me consider that....
楊丞琳 - 半熟宣言
半熟宣言
OT:Geisha Dream
原詞曲：Gary Mill/Nick Williams/Jakob Skarin
改編詞：陳鎮川
製作人：薛忠銘 編曲：陳歆儒
過程不需要導演 慶祝的煙花沒出現
彷彿經過排練 成人禮正開始上演
在一夜間 像卡通片 開始慢慢改變
我的天 開始變 任性想保留一點
我的臉 怎麼變 鬼臉不能常出現
無所謂 正在變 我擁有兩個世界
宣讀我半熟的宣言
LALALA-
封存天真的信件 開始收集高跟鞋
昨天存檔照片 我知道童話不會實現
我的可愛 該藏起來 當成一種紀念
那個男孩那張臉 突然覺得不那麼起眼
偷偷做的卡片 就偷偷藏在心裡面
想像幻滅 原來可以 治好我的失眠
OT:Geisha Dream
原詞曲：Gary Mill/Nick Williams/Jakob Skarin
改編詞：陳鎮川
製作人：薛忠銘 編曲：陳歆儒
過程不需要導演 慶祝的煙花沒出現
彷彿經過排練 成人禮正開始上演
在一夜間 像卡通片 開始慢慢改變
我的天 開始變 任性想保留一點
我的臉 怎麼變 鬼臉不能常出現
無所謂 正在變 我擁有兩個世界
宣讀我半熟的宣言
LALALA-
封存天真的信件 開始收集高跟鞋
昨天存檔照片 我知道童話不會實現
我的可愛 該藏起來 當成一種紀念
那個男孩那張臉 突然覺得不那麼起眼
偷偷做的卡片 就偷偷藏在心裡面
想像幻滅 原來可以 治好我的失眠
Friday, September 4, 2009
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Doesn't matter if no one including myself is reading this blog anymore ... Cause its primary purpose is just to keep a log of my daily activities and rantings anyway... ¶ The thing abt writing a blog entry using a mobile phone like renoir is that you can't place paragraphs... Even if you did put the paragraph symbol...you will get worried abt the end effects. Well there's a 1st time to everything so to speak so after this entry,I'll most probably have an idea how it will turn out in the end...
Pixs I Took Using Renoir...
...but somehow they don't look like the 8MP pics that thery're supposed to be...
Oh well...
Ignore the messy bedroom...
Same messy bedroom in the dark using only the flash...
Fav pix! Looks so artistic!
Same messy bedroom in the dark using only the flash...
Fav pix! Looks so artistic!Wednesday, August 26, 2009
And still counting
I'm getting more and more of the 'Are you local?' no-sense in the recent years. Like....since late secondary years...if I remembered correctly.
These are the tally of the citizenship that other people claimed that I seemed to have:
China/Taiwan/HK- 3
Japan - 1
Korea - 1
Vietnam - 1
Bangladesh/India - 0
Malaysia/UAE - 0
Egypt - 0
America/European countries - 0
Another planet - 0
Might have more but this is all I seem to remember. The 1st 4 are those I already 'have citizenship to', the others are just in case so that I can add on in case anymore mention it. But quite unlikely unless they really hate me to the core and their sole purpose is to irritate me. Especially the LAST ONE.
p.s. Note to self: From now on there wouldn't be any cross blogging in both Multiply and Blogger. Would just blog different posts on them. Most likely most Multiply posts will appear in Blogger but I will try my best not to let Blogger entries spill over to Multiply. This serves the purpose of nothing - I just feel more 'song' that way.
These are the tally of the citizenship that other people claimed that I seemed to have:
China/Taiwan/HK- 3
Japan - 1
Korea - 1
Vietnam - 1
Bangladesh/India - 0
Malaysia/UAE - 0
Egypt - 0
America/European countries - 0
Another planet - 0
Might have more but this is all I seem to remember. The 1st 4 are those I already 'have citizenship to', the others are just in case so that I can add on in case anymore mention it. But quite unlikely unless they really hate me to the core and their sole purpose is to irritate me. Especially the LAST ONE.
p.s. Note to self: From now on there wouldn't be any cross blogging in both Multiply and Blogger. Would just blog different posts on them. Most likely most Multiply posts will appear in Blogger but I will try my best not to let Blogger entries spill over to Multiply. This serves the purpose of nothing - I just feel more 'song' that way.
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
3-in-1 Instant Mix
Don't overdo anything. Anything overdone is never a good thing. The challenge is to grasp the limits.
Monday, August 24, 2009
Recently I've been trying very hard to work out photoshop.
In fact, I'm so desperate that I even went to the library for help! Can you imagine? ME AND THE LIBRARY? Definitely two nouns that isn't meant to go together.
But help always comes unexpected, at least in my case. Yesterday I just gave up on searching anyway to manipulate PS, and today I found the way to overcome at least some of my barriers! Ain't I a lucky girl? Help comes in the form of a china forum.
Though the flood of chinese characters gave me a monster of a headache, I manage to figure out what the author is trying to say in the end! So here I am, here to showoff. Hehe...
This is before...
and this is after.
I know she looks pretty unreal in the end but hey, this is my first time. Can be forgiven right? What's more her face is truly a challenge to begin with...
At this rate, I can make myself 10000000 times pretty with PS! A heaven sent for non-photogenic people like me. Can't wait! ;P
In fact, I'm so desperate that I even went to the library for help! Can you imagine? ME AND THE LIBRARY? Definitely two nouns that isn't meant to go together.
But help always comes unexpected, at least in my case. Yesterday I just gave up on searching anyway to manipulate PS, and today I found the way to overcome at least some of my barriers! Ain't I a lucky girl? Help comes in the form of a china forum.
Though the flood of chinese characters gave me a monster of a headache, I manage to figure out what the author is trying to say in the end! So here I am, here to showoff. Hehe...
This is before...
and this is after.
I know she looks pretty unreal in the end but hey, this is my first time. Can be forgiven right? What's more her face is truly a challenge to begin with...At this rate, I can make myself 10000000 times pretty with PS! A heaven sent for non-photogenic people like me. Can't wait! ;P
Close to Ya
It's actually pretty nice - the feeling of having someone living in close proximity to you.
Me and LD had been meeting up quite recent lately due to the fact that both of us were super duper free and also we practically lived next to each other - the distance of a 5 min bus ride.
So it's like completely no hassle for us to meet each other. It's not like we are living on the either sides of the causeway or something. In fact...far from that.
So I'm thinking I will wanna live close to one of my bffs when I had to get a house of my own.
Imagine when you are bored or something you can just hop over next door/block/street and jabble jabble with your bff. Or when you need face-to-face advice on some life & death decisions (to you) and crossed the door/block/street, tada! Your free for lifetime advisor. Nice right? In fact, impromptu jalan jalan will not be a problem cause it's actually no hassle to meet up! And you can help the 'I help you you help me cause we live so near, it's actually chicken feet' effect that is quite impossible to find within neighbours nowadays. Hmmpphh! Still angry over the thieving neighbour who stole our bikes among other stuff...though we have no evidence till date.... But the truth will come to light! Sooner or later!
However it wouldn't be an easy task - finding someone who can stand my nonsense and someone who I can stand his/hers. And he/she must be at least independent enuff so I dun get housecalls every single day/min abt teeny weeny stuff like the cat peed or sth...
Tough...
Well...I'm like only 22 now (or you can say already 22 if you want..no gonna have any effect on me whatsoever) so I still have some more years to go before I need to pack myself and run. So still have some time to think it over thoroughly...
Me and LD had been meeting up quite recent lately due to the fact that both of us were super duper free and also we practically lived next to each other - the distance of a 5 min bus ride.
So it's like completely no hassle for us to meet each other. It's not like we are living on the either sides of the causeway or something. In fact...far from that.
So I'm thinking I will wanna live close to one of my bffs when I had to get a house of my own.
Imagine when you are bored or something you can just hop over next door/block/street and jabble jabble with your bff. Or when you need face-to-face advice on some life & death decisions (to you) and crossed the door/block/street, tada! Your free for lifetime advisor. Nice right? In fact, impromptu jalan jalan will not be a problem cause it's actually no hassle to meet up! And you can help the 'I help you you help me cause we live so near, it's actually chicken feet' effect that is quite impossible to find within neighbours nowadays. Hmmpphh! Still angry over the thieving neighbour who stole our bikes among other stuff...though we have no evidence till date.... But the truth will come to light! Sooner or later!
However it wouldn't be an easy task - finding someone who can stand my nonsense and someone who I can stand his/hers. And he/she must be at least independent enuff so I dun get housecalls every single day/min abt teeny weeny stuff like the cat peed or sth...
Tough...
Well...I'm like only 22 now (or you can say already 22 if you want..no gonna have any effect on me whatsoever) so I still have some more years to go before I need to pack myself and run. So still have some time to think it over thoroughly...
Sunday, August 23, 2009
My New Fav! JORDIN SPARKS - BATTLEFIELD MV
Don't try to explain your mind
I know what's happening here
One minute it's love
And suddenly it's like a battle-field
One word turns into a
Why is it the smallest things that tear us down
My world's nothing when you don't
I'm not here without a shield
Can't go back now
Both hands tied behind my back with nothing
Oh no, these times when we climb so fast to fall again
Why we gotta fall for it now
I never meant to start a war
You know I never wanna hurt you
Don't even know what we're fighting for
Why does love always feel like a battlefield, a battlefield, a battlefield? (x2)
Why does love always feel like..
Can't swallow our pride,
Neither of us wanna raise that flag, mhmm
If we can't surrender then we both gonna lose what we had, oh no
Both hands tied behind my back with nothing
Oh no, these times when we climb so fast to fall again
I don't wanna fall for it now
I never meant to start a war
You know I never wanna hurt you
Don't even know what we're fighting for
Why does love always feel like a battlefield, a battlefield, a battlefield? (x2)
I guess you better go and get your armor, (get your armor) get your armor
I guess you better go and get your armor, (get your armor) get your armor
I guess you better go and get your...
We could pretend that we are friends tonight (oh-oh-oh)
And in the morning we'll wake up and we'll be alright
Cause baby we don't have to fight
And I don't want this love to feel like..
A battlefield, a battlefield, a battlefield,
Why does love always feel like a battlefield, a battlefield, a battlefield
I guess you better go and get your armor...
I never meant to start a war
You know I never wanna hurt you
Don't even know what we're fighting for (fighting, fighting for)
Why does love always feel like a battlefield, a battlefield, a battlefield? (x2)
I guess you better go and get your armor, (get your armor) get your armor
I guess you better go and get your armor, (get your armor) get your armor
Why does love always feel like...
Why does love always feel like...
A battlefield, a battlefield..
I never meant
to start a war
Don't even know
What we're fighting for
I never meant
to start a war
Don't even know
What we're fighting for
Saturday, August 22, 2009
妥協(Compromise)
作詞：Wonderful
作曲：阿沁、Real Band
你 總愛編織謊言
我 負責配合表演
所有改變 只為了進入你的世界
這情節 重複了一百遍
才發現 是你的心太野
你 劃定楚河漢界
我 不能輕易犯規
所有時間 都是先給了你優先權
不自覺 愛到不敢冒險
成了你的傀儡一年兩年
轉載來自
才看見我有多狼狽
愛到妥協 到頭來還是無解
綁著你不讓你飛
歷史不斷重演 我好累
愛到妥協 也無法將故事再重寫
你已下最後通牒
我躲在我的世界
你只是害怕一個人睡
我不想再為你掉淚
我了解不會變不再徘徊
開始自己的明天
作曲：阿沁、Real Band
你 總愛編織謊言
我 負責配合表演
所有改變 只為了進入你的世界
這情節 重複了一百遍
才發現 是你的心太野
你 劃定楚河漢界
我 不能輕易犯規
所有時間 都是先給了你優先權
不自覺 愛到不敢冒險
成了你的傀儡一年兩年
轉載來自
才看見我有多狼狽
愛到妥協 到頭來還是無解
綁著你不讓你飛
歷史不斷重演 我好累
愛到妥協 也無法將故事再重寫
你已下最後通牒
我躲在我的世界
你只是害怕一個人睡
我不想再為你掉淚
我了解不會變不再徘徊
開始自己的明天
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Sneeze-Up!
Woke up through sneeze-wakening method today aka sneezing uncontrollably and unlimited-ly (if there's this word) till I woke up.
Pail-bowl!
What is that just now? New word to curse in Malay contributed by LD. But I go and translate it. Now it looks damn 'idoit' and funny. Bwahahah~
Though irritated at the rude awakening, I gotta admit that is a damn effective way of wakening up! I mean..obviously you have to wake up in the end right cause your so-called 'sweet dreams' aint so sweet anymore when you are sneezing in between events.
For example, your dream prince charming is able to kiss you. And you sneeze.
Or or you won a dream lottery and just walked out of the bank proudly with stacks of money in your hands. And you sneeze. And all your money waved goodbye cause they flow with the sneeze.
Obviously you wanna avoid all this distressing dreams from happening, so the thing to do - wake up before it destroys your morning!
Maybe someone should invent a clock that sprays pepper on you or sth, so that you can sneeze up!
I'm such a genius! Why didn't anyone invent me to join those creative or inventive companies?
I have lotsa ideas in store! Definitely will bring gazillions to their profit!
Sadly...none of them have any taste to pick me as a VIP employee. No taste...
Anyone wanna partner up then?
Pail-bowl!
What is that just now? New word to curse in Malay contributed by LD. But I go and translate it. Now it looks damn 'idoit' and funny. Bwahahah~
Though irritated at the rude awakening, I gotta admit that is a damn effective way of wakening up! I mean..obviously you have to wake up in the end right cause your so-called 'sweet dreams' aint so sweet anymore when you are sneezing in between events.
For example, your dream prince charming is able to kiss you. And you sneeze.
Or or you won a dream lottery and just walked out of the bank proudly with stacks of money in your hands. And you sneeze. And all your money waved goodbye cause they flow with the sneeze.
Obviously you wanna avoid all this distressing dreams from happening, so the thing to do - wake up before it destroys your morning!
Maybe someone should invent a clock that sprays pepper on you or sth, so that you can sneeze up!
I'm such a genius! Why didn't anyone invent me to join those creative or inventive companies?
I have lotsa ideas in store! Definitely will bring gazillions to their profit!Sadly...none of them have any taste to pick me as a VIP employee. No taste...
Anyone wanna partner up then?
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
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